Friday, June 25, 2004

Comings and Goings: How Appalling Congratulates Solicitor General Theodore Olson upon his appointment to the spot of “Second Best Appellate Lawyer” in private practice in the United States. Mr. Olson, as we know, was the last of the “Patriot Act Gang” to find jobs in the private sector in this harsh job market. With few social skills and low grades in property and contracts he was unable to initially woo any of the employers who recruited on campus, including myself. However, after working for a few years in the government, Mr. Olson has learned the “necessary nuts and bolts” to work as either an associate at my firm. Alert readers will note that I reported on the opinions regarding the "presidential detention and eating power" that will be released on Monday elsewhere in the blog.

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